If I do a survey on what people usually wear to college, I’d bet my favourite Levi’s that I’d get jeans and t-shirt as the answer. Now the classic combination has been challenged.
Why? It’s because somebody woke up one morning and decided that jeans is deemed an indecent exposure of the body and induces sexual attraction amongst students.
Now I know why I had trouble doing that Psychology exam- the person sitting next to me was wearing jeans. I sensed that he was oozing with sexuality, even from half a metre away. And I thought I just needed to spend more time in bed. Errr... Freudian slip, I mean in class.
Anyway, it’s not what you wear, it’s how you wear it. Even baju kurung can be sexy, depending on how you carry it.
If one is caught wearing jeans, (s)he can be expelled without inquiry and blacklisted. I don’t even consider it a crime, unless you consider the fashion faux pas some people commit (nobody should see your crack, we’re having trouble focusing already), so the punishment is shocking.
I feel that my rights are violated here.
We’re old enough to have sex, consume alcohol and vote, but we’re not old enough to decide what to wear? How ridiculous does that sound? It’s just a pair of pants! I thought we’re over with uniforms. Last I checked, I didn’t sign up for the military.
So we’re not allowed to wear jeans, then let me think of a few alternatives. How about fitted trousers, skirts and shorts? Shorts for the boys, definitely. How about the tops? Tank tops and fitted t-shirts, as the weather is oh-so-hot.
You don’t expect us to wear slacks and shirts, do you? Well, if you do, then let me remind you. IACT is a so-called creative college, so what we wear is part of who we are, it’s how we express ourselves.
Wait, don’t tell me. Skirts, shorts, tank tops and t-shirts will be banned too? Great. Before you know it, we won’t have anything to wear to college. Then we’ll really have trouble focusing in class.
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